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The Hornball Comes Hurtling Your Way

Hornball (do you like my nickname for you? I combined horny with ball, because that's what you are?)-You're such a strange man, Winnie. That's right...MAN!! HAHAHAHA...?

You're a very strange woman, my friend. I use "woman" with the greatest caution.

Oh gosh, I need a life.

Obviously.

I like this journal, but why did you send Joy and I the link to it NOW and not earlier!?

For the simple reason that I didn't have a journal earlier. :) The posts were all made in a space of two days. I've been cranking out everything I can get my hands on. That's why everything sounds so random...I'm still sorting.

Oh, and I have a blog too, but I won't paste the link here because Joy didn't post her's and because I just like to annoy you. :)

True. And I'm even more annoyed because you won't tell me your big secret. Oops, did I write that "out loud?" Shame on me. And yes, I would really like to know the link to your blog. Why does no one tell me these things?

Can't really think of anything else to say...(it's 10:30 a.m., I'm still dead).See ya Monday!!-sheena, your dim lighted and hornballish friend

Darling, those attributes reveal themselves without further comment.

oh, i forgot to say, your idea about a community blog sounds really fun! i mean, i prolly won't be very funny though... so i can read it when you guys make one, or i can try really hard to be creative on it and fail. but it does sound really neat! work out the details, and let's start it...--joy

Joy, I hate to tell you this, but...you're one of the funniest people I know. You're just going to have to deal with it.

Let's discuss it on Monday:). This is going to be so much fun!

Next post (Unless the world catches fire, I die, or Smallville gets voted most intellectual show of the year, in which case all of the above will happen)

A fun analysis of a fun column. (Sunday because I've been at the computer too long today ^_-)

I love how you just compliment Joy all the time and you always insult me. Am I not extraordinarily talented as well? I can act dumber than the both of you combined! That's skill, Winnie, SKILL!!

And I'll never tell you my "big secret." If you go around telling people that I actually have one then...I'll kiss you right smack on the lips ;)

Actually...that's pretty gross. Never mind. (shudders in disgust at the thought of kissing it,I mean you)

"For the simple reason that I didn't have a journal earlier. :)"

(feels stupid) I knew that!

Oh yeah, I have your Xmas gift still, even though you don't really celebrate Christmas because you're an ugly and elfish Asian Scrooge.

Raarrrrr!

sheena?

wow, is it just me, or is it creepy that you posted replies to emails online? i mean, feel free to do that, i just totally didn't expect it.

oh, i think now would be a good time to tell you that i accidentally dropped a corner of my present for you that you left at school in the mud. only a corner, and i wiped most of it off, so don't freak out.

err, thanks for believing that i am funny, but i am sure you meant funny-looking or funny as in weird. no, don't answer this, i don't want a compliment.

and why am i the only one to type in true webspeak, without capitalizing the beginnings of sentences? well, i suppose it's not true, because i am spelling everything correctly, but it's much more webspeak than any of you.

wow this is long enough to be a post in itself, eh?

--a girl who likes danny phantom

"because i am spelling everything correctly, but it's much more webspeak than any of you."

Joy - is this an insult!? I swear, I really meant "elfish" not "selfish"! I know how to spell, dang it!!!! (runs away and cries) I'll try to write more webspeakishly for you later :) (Wait a sec, aren't smilie faces a part of webspeak too?)

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