Look Up At the Speckled Egg of Sky
JSA Doesn't Follow Convention
I've always wondered what it's like to be beautiful, to know that for every second you smile someone is dropping dead in awe. In their passion, these people are beautiful, and while no one I noticed had the extreme reaction mentioned above, everyone was very impressed.
My Personal Contribution: During the Impromptu Speech Contest, I bravely volunteered the topic "Push-up bras should be banned as false advertising." Wow. My intelligence shines like a beam through that statement.
The Humor in Sorrow, the Bloomer I Borrowed
Life is depressing. But there are humorous bits to it, and there is nothing funnier than when a student has only to crook his little finger and the teacher will ecstatically shout, "Yes! That is exactly what I was looking for. Gosh, you're brilliant."
It gets even better when the student is repeating what the teacher said or did five minutes before. Life has its moments, but these aren't the best for the bitter, woefully unappreciated student to sit through.
As if I had qualities worth appreciating. Well, those, if they are extant, are certainly in dispute.
Yum…Chum…
I was staring at the hunk of meat sizzling in the pot while my mom applied various spices and herbs to it. A sprinkle of salt, and Voila!--it was cooking merrily.
I could only think that humans could probably be cooked this way.
Aaaahhh! It's so not scary that it's frightening!
Kristin Kreuk as the wicked witch Isabel (in the unforgivably forgettable Smallville) threw back her head in maniacal laughter, which was about as terrifying as the Easter bunny attacking the Big Bad Wolf.
I've always wondered what it's like to be beautiful, to know that for every second you smile someone is dropping dead in awe. In their passion, these people are beautiful, and while no one I noticed had the extreme reaction mentioned above, everyone was very impressed.
My Personal Contribution: During the Impromptu Speech Contest, I bravely volunteered the topic "Push-up bras should be banned as false advertising." Wow. My intelligence shines like a beam through that statement.
The Humor in Sorrow, the Bloomer I Borrowed
Life is depressing. But there are humorous bits to it, and there is nothing funnier than when a student has only to crook his little finger and the teacher will ecstatically shout, "Yes! That is exactly what I was looking for. Gosh, you're brilliant."
It gets even better when the student is repeating what the teacher said or did five minutes before. Life has its moments, but these aren't the best for the bitter, woefully unappreciated student to sit through.
As if I had qualities worth appreciating. Well, those, if they are extant, are certainly in dispute.
Yum…Chum…
I was staring at the hunk of meat sizzling in the pot while my mom applied various spices and herbs to it. A sprinkle of salt, and Voila!--it was cooking merrily.
I could only think that humans could probably be cooked this way.
Aaaahhh! It's so not scary that it's frightening!
Kristin Kreuk as the wicked witch Isabel (in the unforgivably forgettable Smallville) threw back her head in maniacal laughter, which was about as terrifying as the Easter bunny attacking the Big Bad Wolf.
