Night Games - Updated
Interrupt me if I've got this wrong. I write all this in the safe knowledge that no one reads this blog. Hmmm...the memory is really foggy already, and I wanted to preserve our oh-so-brilliant conversation. Sheena, if you could help me fill in your lines... :)
Oh, Joy, I was puffing on my inhaler the whole ride home, and a little after. Say hi to your cats for me. ^_-. Nasty, jumpy little--beautiful creatures.
Joy: If you could eat A or stab B, what would you do? (The fun's all in the names, but oh well)
Winnie: Um...can I cook A any way I like?
Joy: No. You have to eat him raw. (Is that what happened? Or did you say the exact opposite?)
Winnie: (thinking I can at least kill B with a very, very dull pencil) I'll stab B.
Joy: If you had to be the person who actually killed Martin Luther King, Jr., or the person who everything thinks killed Martin Luther King, Jr., which one would you be?
Sheena: (The first choice??) Yes, I chose the first choice, but I LAUGHED WHEN I DID. I think.
Winnie: What good does the world do a man when he has lost his soul? Ahem...2nd choice.
Winnie: If you had to choose between assassinating (insert favorite celebrity here) and stripping naked in front of strangers--
Sheena: No! It's no fun that way. It has to be people she knows.
Winnie: Okay. Let's change that. The boy you like (if any, of course) and everyone else you know, what would you do?
Joy: Kill (insert favorite celebrity here)
Sheena: (Forgot what you said :) I don't remember either...
Joy: If you had an arm growing out of your body in addition to the two (hopefully, only two) you already have, would you like it in the front or in the back?
Sheena: (Darn it, what did you say?)
Winnie: In the back. It can do interesting things there (has a scary image of being in a crowded boy's locker room)
Sheena: (I don't remember!) Something like, I don't understand how having a tail in your butt area is useful. and then Winnie goes on to mention something about thinking about different sexual positions...
Joy: It'll be like a prehensile tail. (You said something else, I think??)
Sheena: If you could kiss Teacher C, Winnie, or E, who would you choose?
Joy: E, because I don't know her and so I can spit in her face when I'm done.
Winnie: Oh.
Sheena: If you could kiss--I mean really kiss--Teacher C (middle-aged female) or Teacher D (almost middle-aged male), which one would you choose?
Winnie: If I chose Teacher C, I would lesbian. If I chose Teacher D, I'd be...inhuman.
Sheena: (Oh dear...something) I think I said I'd choose teacher c. i think you gave me a weird look then...but then again, you always tend to do that to me :(
Joy: Teacher C.
Winnie: Uh...Teacher D, I guess.
Sheena: I want you to say that aloud.
Winnie: Are you planning to tape our conversation and write a story on it in the newspaper?
Sheena: I want you to say, "I want to kiss Teacher D (deeply, madly)."
Joy: You just said it!
Sheena: I...oh...oh! (Laughs like the mermaid Ariel, if she was being strangled by seaweed)
Oh, Joy, I was puffing on my inhaler the whole ride home, and a little after. Say hi to your cats for me. ^_-. Nasty, jumpy little--beautiful creatures.
Joy: If you could eat A or stab B, what would you do? (The fun's all in the names, but oh well)
Winnie: Um...can I cook A any way I like?
Joy: No. You have to eat him raw. (Is that what happened? Or did you say the exact opposite?)
Winnie: (thinking I can at least kill B with a very, very dull pencil) I'll stab B.
Joy: If you had to be the person who actually killed Martin Luther King, Jr., or the person who everything thinks killed Martin Luther King, Jr., which one would you be?
Sheena: (The first choice??) Yes, I chose the first choice, but I LAUGHED WHEN I DID. I think.
Winnie: What good does the world do a man when he has lost his soul? Ahem...2nd choice.
Winnie: If you had to choose between assassinating (insert favorite celebrity here) and stripping naked in front of strangers--
Sheena: No! It's no fun that way. It has to be people she knows.
Winnie: Okay. Let's change that. The boy you like (if any, of course) and everyone else you know, what would you do?
Joy: Kill (insert favorite celebrity here)
Sheena: (Forgot what you said :) I don't remember either...
Joy: If you had an arm growing out of your body in addition to the two (hopefully, only two) you already have, would you like it in the front or in the back?
Sheena: (Darn it, what did you say?)
Winnie: In the back. It can do interesting things there (has a scary image of being in a crowded boy's locker room)
Sheena: (I don't remember!) Something like, I don't understand how having a tail in your butt area is useful. and then Winnie goes on to mention something about thinking about different sexual positions...
Joy: It'll be like a prehensile tail. (You said something else, I think??)
Sheena: If you could kiss Teacher C, Winnie, or E, who would you choose?
Joy: E, because I don't know her and so I can spit in her face when I'm done.
Winnie: Oh.
Sheena: If you could kiss--I mean really kiss--Teacher C (middle-aged female) or Teacher D (almost middle-aged male), which one would you choose?
Winnie: If I chose Teacher C, I would lesbian. If I chose Teacher D, I'd be...inhuman.
Sheena: (Oh dear...something) I think I said I'd choose teacher c. i think you gave me a weird look then...but then again, you always tend to do that to me :(
Joy: Teacher C.
Winnie: Uh...Teacher D, I guess.
Sheena: I want you to say that aloud.
Winnie: Are you planning to tape our conversation and write a story on it in the newspaper?
Sheena: I want you to say, "I want to kiss Teacher D (deeply, madly)."
Joy: You just said it!
Sheena: I...oh...oh! (Laughs like the mermaid Ariel, if she was being strangled by seaweed)
that conversation was so priceless. we've got to replicate it in chem monday.
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