Life's Little Moments
The following review has been submitted to: Mental Constipation and Brain Vomit Chapter: 1
From: No Trust(zakkyurrda@aol.com)
To the esteemed gentleman, Aesthetic Kismet,
Your apparent disregard for my honor has been a great disturbance in my life, so much so that my only course of action is to seek satisfaction
on a field of honor, one of your choice. I'll of course accept an apology, and a public extraction of your comments, with an explanation for your
earlier remarks. Don't think you'll weasel out of this any other way. For a poltroon such as you, I only offer two roads; the hard way, or the
easy way.
I am waiting for your reply. Be quick.
Sincerely,
Lady No Trust
My answer:
Hello,
I reply with as much promptness as my astonishment allows.
Indeed, I must admit I have not the slightest conception of any offense I can have done you, and the apparent randomness of your message indicates to me a general statement issued to nobody in particular.
Please enlighten me on the subject.
However surprised, I am greatly amused, not least because of a confusion concerning my gender.
You have had the choice of two roads, and there, you have taken the wrong one.
Thank you for reviewing.
From: No Trust(zakkyurrda@aol.com)
To the esteemed gentleman, Aesthetic Kismet,
Your apparent disregard for my honor has been a great disturbance in my life, so much so that my only course of action is to seek satisfaction
on a field of honor, one of your choice. I'll of course accept an apology, and a public extraction of your comments, with an explanation for your
earlier remarks. Don't think you'll weasel out of this any other way. For a poltroon such as you, I only offer two roads; the hard way, or the
easy way.
I am waiting for your reply. Be quick.
Sincerely,
Lady No Trust
My answer:
Hello,
I reply with as much promptness as my astonishment allows.
Indeed, I must admit I have not the slightest conception of any offense I can have done you, and the apparent randomness of your message indicates to me a general statement issued to nobody in particular.
Please enlighten me on the subject.
However surprised, I am greatly amused, not least because of a confusion concerning my gender.
You have had the choice of two roads, and there, you have taken the wrong one.
Thank you for reviewing.
