When Will It End?
Moral of the Chat
Pirate's Parrot: The first shot we're trying to talk past the wall (R)...
Wise Woman: Yes...
Pirate's Parrot: For the second one either you or I could sort of climb on R and talk to each other that way.
Pirate's Parrot: Or won't that work?
Wise Woman: Explain "climb."
Pirate's Parrot: Well, R could bend down and with someone's hands on her shoulders we could create an image of someone talking OVER the wall and squashing it in the process.
Pirate's Parrot: R probably wouldn't appreciate that.
Pirate's Parrot: You definitely don't either.
Wise Woman: She'd complain that we're invading her personal space.
Wise Woman: And me too.
Wise Woman: We're all girls, remember?
Pirate's Parrot: We'll just be climbing on top of her (did this conjure the wrong picture?) . Or we could use a chair.
Wise Woman: I think it would have been best if we had a guy or two in our group.
Wise Woman: Chair, please.
Pirate's Parrot: It'd be easier if I showed you doubting Thomas(s).
Wise Woman: What is that?
Pirate's Parrot: Thomas the doubter?
Pirate's Parrot: He was an apostle who said he wouldn't believe Jesus was resurrected until he actually saw him, which he did.
Wise Woman: Ah...the frazzled connections in my brain are now working...
Wise Woman: I know now.
Pirate's Parrot: And then he was like, "Oh, God!" which was appropriate for the occasion.
Apologetics
Wise Woman: Someone also has to be the preacher, right?
Pirate's Parrot: The preacher puts the crown on R's head.
Wise Woman: Or priest, rabbi, mulah, depending on the religion...
Pirate's Parrot: And so on the day "general words" were invented, I said "dignitary."
Just You Wait
Nite Lite: Then I'll type it up tomorrow.
Pirate's Parrot: And when procrastination was being handed out, you were first in line.
Pirate's Parrot: The first shot we're trying to talk past the wall (R)...
Wise Woman: Yes...
Pirate's Parrot: For the second one either you or I could sort of climb on R and talk to each other that way.
Pirate's Parrot: Or won't that work?
Wise Woman: Explain "climb."
Pirate's Parrot: Well, R could bend down and with someone's hands on her shoulders we could create an image of someone talking OVER the wall and squashing it in the process.
Pirate's Parrot: R probably wouldn't appreciate that.
Pirate's Parrot: You definitely don't either.
Wise Woman: She'd complain that we're invading her personal space.
Wise Woman: And me too.
Wise Woman: We're all girls, remember?
Pirate's Parrot: We'll just be climbing on top of her (did this conjure the wrong picture?) . Or we could use a chair.
Wise Woman: I think it would have been best if we had a guy or two in our group.
Wise Woman: Chair, please.
Pirate's Parrot: It'd be easier if I showed you doubting Thomas(s).
Wise Woman: What is that?
Pirate's Parrot: Thomas the doubter?
Pirate's Parrot: He was an apostle who said he wouldn't believe Jesus was resurrected until he actually saw him, which he did.
Wise Woman: Ah...the frazzled connections in my brain are now working...
Wise Woman: I know now.
Pirate's Parrot: And then he was like, "Oh, God!" which was appropriate for the occasion.
Apologetics
Wise Woman: Someone also has to be the preacher, right?
Pirate's Parrot: The preacher puts the crown on R's head.
Wise Woman: Or priest, rabbi, mulah, depending on the religion...
Pirate's Parrot: And so on the day "general words" were invented, I said "dignitary."
Just You Wait
Nite Lite: Then I'll type it up tomorrow.
Pirate's Parrot: And when procrastination was being handed out, you were first in line.
