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A Shadow and an Irritation Have Been Growing on My Chin...I'd Better Shave

Pirate's Parrot: I feel ignored.

Pirate's Parrot: Overlooked.

Pirate's Parrot: Rejected.

Wise Woman: AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Wise Woman: I meant the teacher, not you Pirate's Parrot. We love you.

Wise Woman: Pirate's Parrot...Helium Flower and I are really sorry!

Pirate's Parrot: You should be. (Sulks) You don't appreciate me.

Wise Woman: WE APPRECIATE YOU FOR GOD'S SAKE! YOU MAKE MY DAY BRIGHTER, LIGHTER, HEIGHTER, MIGHTER, TRITER...and yeah!

Pirate's Parrot: Heighter? Triter? Okay, I see how it is.

Wise Woman: Look, I just ran out of adjectives!!!

Pirate's Parrot: That's your side of the story.


Pirate's Parrot: Everyone is doing puppets/dolls/mixed...we should join the party.

Pirate's Parrot: One little issue...more work!

Wise Woman: Yeah..I'll bring the chips and dip. *sighs*

Pirate's Parrot: I'll supply the naked Kens! I mean, Greek athlete Ken! But I repeat myself.

Wise Woman: Oh God. *covers face in hands*

Wise Woman: Pirate's Parrot, control yourself please...

Pirate's Parrot: If I make a mask...

Pirate's Parrot: ...You will run away in terror...

Pirate's Parrot: ...Expectant mothers will miscarry...

Wise Woman: Stop making me laugh!

Pirate's Parrot: ...and I will cry, "But I haven't put it on!"

Wise Woman: do you want me to spit cookies all over the darn screen??

Pirate's Parrot: So...Plague?


Pirate's Parrot: Done with the plauge.

Pirate's Parrot: placque.

Pirate's Parrot: plague.

Pirate's Parrot: Oh, my goodness.

Wise Woman: What?

Wise Woman: New problem?

Pirate's Parrot: Spelling errors...er...


Wise Woman: T comes in and lion scares me off

Wise Woman: Oh, but chorus sings before that, right?

Pirate's Parrot: And there is life after death, and heaven and hell, and a green meadow and a football game with me as their tights.

Pirate's Parrot: Chorus sings before everything.

Wise Woman: You as their tights?? How disturbing...OK.

Wise Woman: -__-' Desperation accounts for many strange actions.


Pirate's Parrot: Uh...Wise Woman...you're jotting this down, right?

Pirate's Parrot: Right.

Wise Woman: Right? Uh...*laughs nervously* Riiiiiiiiight....

Pirate's Parrot: I thought so.

Wise Woman: *Frantically grabs pen and paper*

Pirate's Parrot: Oh, good. I always said what a responsible, dependable...WHAT?

Wise Woman: Hee hee...runs off.


Pirate's Parrot: You are in front of R, and and next shot R is violently shaking you.

Wise Woman: I start to freak.

Pirate's Parrot: E tries to stop him.

Pirate's Parrot: You spill all.

Wise Woman: With maniacal glee.

Pirate's Parrot: Well, perhaps not quite glee per se.

Wise Woman: Fine.

Wise Woman: But there'll be glee inside my heart.

Pirate's Parrot: But hopefully no one will see it, because that would be frightening.

Wise Woman: Should we make the sword?

Pirate's Parrot: (Pokes around with a flashlight and sees GLEE hanging out on the heart couch and watching The Simple Life)

Wise Woman: The Simple life? Why The Simple Life, of all shows??

Wise Woman: Ahem, anyways...

Pirate's Parrot: I think I have those markers that attach to each other end-to-end. (Shrug) They're pretty girls? GLEE's a voyeur? Who knows?

Pirate's Parrot: We could use those as a sword.

Wise Woman: Excuse me??? GLEE's a lover of bloodshed!

Pirate's Parrot: And whose fault is that, mmmhmmmm? He wasn't always that way.

Wise Woman: Markers, eh?

Wise Woman: Interesting

Wise Woman: Think it'll work?

Pirate's Parrot: I was just trying it out in front of the mirror...

Wise Woman: Uhm...how nice...

Wise Woman: Does it look painful?

Pirate's Parrot: I am Superman! A blade cannot stand against the Man of Steel!

Wise Woman: Scratch blade, insert markers.

Pirate's Parrot: Not this nonexistent shining surface, you won't. Well, markers cower at my flabby fat and fall apart as soon as they touch me!

Wise Woman: Uh...thanks for the details...

Pirate's Parrot: Seriously though, when I tried to stab myself...the whole thing collapsed.

Wise Woman: we should make it out of carboard and wrap it in foil

Pirate's Parrot: ...and we get this cardboard from...

Wise Woman: God.

Wise Woman: No, kidding...

Pirate's Parrot: Oh, really?

Wise Woman: I have a box we can destroy.

Wise Woman: Do you have foil?

Pirate's Parrot: He sent manna, but not cardboard.

Pirate's Parrot: Yes! Heavy duty and marked for demolition.

Wise Woman: Ah...got scissors?

Pirate's Parrot: So bring your demolished box.

Wise Woman: Uh, Pirate's Parrot?

Pirate's Parrot: Wise Woman, you must think I live in a cave.

Pirate's Parrot: Or a hole in the ground.

wow, what a crazy blog, winnie. i guess it's very you. i have a blog too but it doesn't have nearly the entertaining content yours does. in fact, it barely even talks about me because i don't really like publishing my thoughts for all to see. so if you'd really like the address i'd be happy to give it to you, but i understand if you don't want to see it.

honestly, your blog is so self deprecating it's almost like you're fishing for compliments [=. but i'm sure you aren't. that's not the winnie i know. see you monday i hope?

-joy

oh, i forgot to say, your idea about a community blog sounds really fun! i mean, i prolly won't be very funny though... so i can read it when you guys make one, or i can try really hard to be creative on it and fail. but it does sound really neat! work out the details, and let's start it...
--joy

Hornball (do you like my nickname for you? I combined horny with ball, because that's what you are?)
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You're such a strange man, Winnie. That's right...MAN!! HAHAHAHA...?

Oh gosh, I need a life.

I like this journal, but why did you send Joy and I the link to it NOW and not earlier!?

Oh, and I have a blog too, but I won't paste the link here because Joy didn't post her's and because I just like to annoy you. :)

Can't really think of anything else to say...(it's 10:30 a.m., I'm still dead).

See ya Monday!!

-sheena, your dim lighted and hornballish friend

Oh, whoops, yeah, I like the idea of a community blog too...Basically I agree with everything that Joy wrote in her last post. Once again, it's too early in the morning for me to think clearly...not that I ever actually do ;)

What the heck? Your comment section just deleted everything I wrote after my last post :(

Oh well, I'm too lazy to re-write what I wrote.

This is my last comment.

I SWEAR (you know I'll come back five seconds later, just watch...)!

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